STEPHANIE INVITED ROBBIE TO ZIGGY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY AND HE WAS JUST SO HAPPY AND EXCITED TO GO HE’S NOT EVEN MAKING ANY EVIL PLANS THIS TIME LOOK HE GOT ALL DRESSED UP AND BROUGHT HIS OWN LITTLE PARTY HAT AND HE’S SO NERVOUS ABOUT IT OH MY GOD ROBBIE
i’m really glad tumblr seems to agree with me that this is the most adorable thing to ever happen in the history of ever
*tucks my shirt into my pants*
*tucks my pants into my shoes*
that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty
just to clarify: if you want to look pretty: great! if you’re naturally attractive: congratulations!! but if our superficially-focused society is causing you sincere anxiety, distress and mental fucking disorders because you don’t feel as if you’re skinny or pretty or muscular enough, then that’s not okay and something needs to change
This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.
come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer
isn’t it funny how self-proclaimed allies get so fucking excited about dumbledore being gay or about the shop owner in frozen having a husband like “look queer people there you are!” and we’re like yeah that’s how you like to see us: as an afterthought or a cameo for a split second while you get the lead role thanks bud thanks pal
AWWW THIS IS ADORABLE!!
THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER
WHAT THE FUCK OMFG
the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
wish tumblr had a partner program like youtube so I can make 8 dollars a month reblogging pictures of anime girls
the meek inherit nothing, be bold